Sunday, August 18, 2013

Of Freedom, Where Art Thou


Oh Freedom, Where Art Thou?

Fervent concern for fellow man
Spews forth with boundless energy
To wrap itself around the perceived hapless
Who are trapped by the opiate of freedom
Into an addiction of personal liberty
That demands the hapless unenlightened to live
A life of personal freedom
Such selfish and boorish behavior cannot be long endured
By the cadre of self-appointed guardians for Social Justice
So, behold,
The enlightened army of concerned
Marching into battle armed with Laws, Rules, Regulations
And the ultimate weapon of ubiquitous peer pressure
To engage the freedom loving unenlightened
Into a perpetual war to ensure Social Justice for fellow man
Liberty and personal freedom must bend
To the demands of the battle tested concerned
Because only they know what is best and just for all
As they wage social war to finally usher in the Age of Aquarius
So that they can finally bring forth the ultimate new age Utopia
Where we all will live in peace and harmony
Regardless if we want to or not 
Waging social war to bring forth the Age of Aquarius
Is the imperative that fuels the enlightened soul
With a desire to constantly improve their fellow man
That brings unto the noble effort,
A flattering expansion of self worth that the Ego
Embraces with each self-righteous altruistic blow delivered
Upon the hapless, the ignorant, the boorish and the freedom loving
Selfish rabble
And when united with fellow enlightened social warriors
To wage social war upon the selfish unenlightened
Brings forth onto the enlightened the majestic providence of POWER
Because all humans are born with a lust for power
And man will always find a way to satisfy that lust for power
Made all the better by exercising power to the betterment of all
Of Course
Now consider the poor, hapless individuals who are the recipients
Of the slings and arrows of enlightened social holy war
They are as unprotected as a wayward sheep
Meandering into a pack of hungry wolfs
Righteous wolfs made powerful by usurping Government force,
To stampede the leaderless rabble into the loving embrace
Of the social warrior wolfs
Who always knows what is best for us all
So the unenlightened are battered constantly by the weapons of Laws, Rules, Regulations, and manufactured peer pressure,
That the holy social warriors use to grind down a persons dignity,
Until the freedom loving are forced to be constantly at odds
With their fellow man,
Indeed,
They are made an outcast within the community of man
These are the consequences of being an independent
And free soul nowadays in the land of Government supported
Holy social warriors forcing man to change
His nature to suit the enlightened mandate for a new age Utopia
 

Friday, August 2, 2013

Making A Famine Where Abundance Lies


 Making a famine where abundance lies.
The above is from Shakespeare's, The Sonnets, and perfectly describes how Socialism, and all of its variants, ruins a free man's industry, property and spirit. The idea of taking a free society's abundance and turning it into a famine for all in order to enable a goofy idea of "social justice", seems to enjoy immortality among the educated elite.

And the socialist idea of making famine for all is still alive and well nourished today as the Obama "spreading the wealth" agenda grinds on and on to the dismay of free citizens.

I have never understood how the fortunate among us, who have the benefit of freedom, unlimited education and prosperity, always seem to gravitate towards the ideas of Marx, Lenin, and Moa in order to create a utopia for all mankind.

If you have the stomach to read Obama's book, "Dreams From My Father", you will witness his continuous rant against the white race for all of non-whites ills and misfortunes. Based upon his written rant, you can easily see why he wants to "fundamentally change" the American society that has "enslaved" non-white people in order to obtain white prosperity. His "fundamental" change is to use the force of Government to impose "social justice" by confiscating wealth from free Americans and redistributing that wealth to those who have been enslaved by the white race.

What does Obama's agenda have to do with socialism?

I said above that I never understood how educated people could endorse Socialism, but I believe I now understand. Socialism is the method you can use in today's world to obtain the power of a democratically elected Government to exercise the required dictatorial power to impose the utopian idea of one equal human race. You can do this because you can shame gullible and well-meaning people into believing that "social justice" is a democratic idea.

You can also use the dictatorial power of "social justice" to enable the Obama desire to cut the white man down to size or to simply obtain power over the people.

Welcome to the 21st century. 

Monday, July 1, 2013

Brothers And Sisters of America United

Brothers and Sisters demand the right to be married. Those who are against this life style choice are bigots and the Supreme Court of the United States should grant Brothers and Sisters the right to be married. The Supreme Court of America should grant the right for brothers and sisters to be married because it is unconstitutional for bigots to deny them their right to their life style.

Friday, June 28, 2013

No One Ever Listens

There are reports that some Dems, and others, are becoming alarmed about the possible Obamacare "train wreck."
Really?
This is no big surprise, it's all by design. Remember, Obama & Co. said at the time that Obama care is not what they really want. They want absolute Government, single payer, health care for all Americans, so Obamacare was intentionally made to be unworkable so that they could come to the rescue with complete Socialized medicine after Obamacare has destroyed our current Health system. The current Dems gashing of teeth is mostly theater, but it's possible the whole thing could backfire if the Repubs are smart enough and enought citizens become engaged and care what's going on.
Repubs are smart enough and Citizens engaged?  

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Letter To The Editor

Illegal Inhabitants.

Today's lead story in the Star once again leaves me disappointed in the Star's coverage's. You have chosen to portray illegal inhabitants as warm and wonderful people just like all of us so that we all will excuse their deliberate violation of our laws. You do not show the negative side of illegal immigration, just warm and fuzzy people living life.
Disdainful.
Only a duplicitous Government would not enforce immigration laws that has worked well for as long as we have been an immigrant country, and then declare that our immigration system is "broken"
as a result. Worst still, politicians and newspapers, like Indy Star, then parrot the created notion that the immigration system is broken. We all know, including the Star, that this insidious effort in supporting illegal immigration is to create an unstoppable electorate for one particular political power.
Small wonder peoples are so upset with the lot of you.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

1984

It sure took 1984 a long time to get here.

A. Your Government is now looking at, and recording, every one of your private communications, including landline phone, cell phone, e-mail, and yes, this Blog. In other words, your Government knows who you are talking to, what you are talking about, and everything about your personal life.
B. Under the new Dodd-Frank law, your Government knows about your entire financial dealings and worth. The Feds also knows with whom you have financial dealings with, and why.
CUnder the ACA (Obamacare) health act, your Government will know every thing about your health, will dictate how and with whom you get healthcare, and how much healthcare you get. And your Government will dictate how and how much you will pay for healthcare.
D. Your Government has now politicized the Federal Justice Dept. and can can prosecute any and all American citizens under all encompassing Federal law, and can do so with impunity, and for purely politicial reasons.
E. Your Government has politicized the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and can destroy any citizen it chooses by using the offices of the IRS to do so, and for any purpose, politicial or otherwise.
F. Your Government has now constituted, under the Homeland Secutiy Act, a standing armed  Federal Police force that can police any and all American Citizens. This federal police force can, and will, enforce federal politicial will by armed agents.
G. Your Government has now politicized the Environmental Protection Agency and can control all basic means of production. The EPA now controls all land, be it private or public, by selective enforement of environmental rules it establishes.

If you are still foolish and naive enought to believe you are a free American citizen today, and that the Constitution protects you, you deserve everything that is coming your way.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Life As We Know It

"It has been said that all life on Earth is immortal, save man, because only man knows of death. This is why animals fight so ferociously because they (animals) don't know of death. And this is why Humans fight so ferociously, because they (Humans) know of death." *

* From my book Libertas and Thundebolt
http://www.amazon.com/Libertas-Thunderbolt-Ronald-L-Clark/dp/1457512416/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1344275899&sr=1-1&keywords=libertas+and+thunderbolt


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Sgt. Schultz

Who could ever have imagined that a silly TV program, that portrayed the Nazis as "Oh So Funny" foils for an clever American prisoner of war, would someday be prescient for a sitting American President. Of course, the name of that silly TV program was called "Hogan's Heros", and it was prescient because an actor, John Banner, played a lovable Nazi named Sgt. Schultz. Sgt Schultz had a tag line in that silly show that is now used almost daily by the sitting President of the United States, Barack Obama, and this is why the show was prescient to events happening today.
Who knew?
Sgt Schultz's tag line was, "I Know Nothing", and Sgt Schultz always used that explanation whenever he had to disavow knowlege of anything that might force him to accept any responsibility for the slings and arrows of misfortune that happened on his watch.
Who could have ever imagined that Barack Obama would employ that same line, over and over, as the slings and arrows of misfortune keeps happening on his watch.
You know, "I know Nothing."

Monday, May 20, 2013

TEXTING


TEXT, TEXT, TEXTING,

SEALING UP YOUR LIPS,

BY BANGING ON YOUR QWERTY,

AND MAKING MUM'S THE WORD.

I bet you have witnessed the modern day phenomenon of hip teenyboppers sitting within whispering distance of each other while enthusiastically banging away on their personal communication devices to post and reply to endless encoded typed messages to each other. You would think that people would rather face-up to each other in order to make a very personal connection, and then to complete the social link, select the appropriate words from a vast reservoir of words and meanings to make a uniquely personal presentation by conveying abstract ideas and emotional feelings in a more directed, and personal way. To wit: The spoken word comes with the added advantage of judging the emotional state and possible underlying reasons for the verbal communication. 

But wait, I bet you have also witnessed hip adults doing the same texting thing.

What's going on here?

We could research plenty of psychobabble to address the latest human idiosyncrasy, but perhaps, just an old geezer's observation would better serve a measure of understanding.

So here goes. It seems to me, speaking "face-to-face" with another person carries with it the acceptance of "personal responsibility" for the whole tenor of the personal interaction because you are, indeed, interrelating "face-to-face." By substituting texting in lieu of personalizing speech, personal responsibility for the communication is muted because of the lack of the more human communication factors, such as, using and interpreting body language, eye contact, emotional state of each party, to name just a few. While using indirect speech (phone) lacks the more personal human communications factors listed above, it nevertheless carries with it more emotion and meaning than the written word.

So, it seems to me, we have a modern day dichotomy here. Modern people now have the technical means to be in constant contact with one another in order to fulfill some sort of human need to be in a continuous social interacting state. However, by substituting texting for speech, they avoid the more important aspects of human communications by becoming less responsible for it.

Very strange.  

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Police

It is instructive to study the aftermath of the abduction and captivity of three women in Cleveland Ohio. The Police is in full investigative mode as they try to piece together how this crime was comitted.
Here is the salient that this crime once again instructs us, in paticular, those who want us all to be willing victims by restricting guns that enable us to protect ourselves from those meaner, stronger and incivil thugs that pefer to ataack those unable, or unwilling to protect themselves. Those citizens that are unable or unwilling to protect themselves depend upon the Police to protect them.
Here is the salient concerning the Police in a free society:
THE POLICE ARE THOSE WHO ARRIVE ON THE SCENE AFTER THE CRIME HAS BEEN COMITTED.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Prophesy

We all are spiritual being of one sort or another, so I hope you will find the Hopi Bear Clan Prophesy cause for deep reflection. For those not acquainted with American Indian beliefs, perhaps this piece will cause you to explore the subject more deeply. (I have slightly edited areas within the parentheses.)

Manataka American Indian Council




FULFILLMENT Of
The HOPI BEAR CLAN PROPHESY
Bob Frissel, in his book, "Something In This Book is True…" (Frog Ltd.; Berkeley, California; 1997) relates a story told by Reverend David Young about an encounter in the 1950's.
While driving through a desert in the Southwest, Rev. Young picked up a remarkable Hopi Elder and soon the two began a long conversation about spiritual matters.

"'I am White Feather, a Hopi of the ancient Bear Clan. In my long life I have traveled through this land, seeking out my brothers, and learning from them many things filled with wisdom. I have followed the sacred paths of my people, who inhabit the forests and many lakes in the east, the land of ice and long nights in the north, and the places of holy altars of stone built many years ago by my brothers' fathers in the south. From all these I have heard the stories of the past, and the prophecies of the future. Today, many of the prophecies have turned to stories, and few are left -- the past grows longer, and the future grows shorter.
"'And now White Feather is dying. His sons have all joined his ancestors, and soon he too shall be with them. But there is no one left, no one to recite and pass on the ancient wisdom. My people have tired of the old ways -- the great ceremonies that tell of our origins, of our emergence into the Fourth World, are almost all abandoned, forgotten, yet even this has been foretold.

The time grows short.

"'My people await Pahana, the lost White Brother [from the stars and particually the star Sirius], as do all our brothers in the land. He will not be like the white men we know now, who are cruel and greedy. We were told of their coming long ago. But still we await Pahana.

"'He will bring with him the symbols, and the missing piece of that sacred tablet now kept by the elders, given to him when he left, that shall identify him as our True White Brother.

"'The Fourth World shall end soon, and the Fifth World will begin. This the elders everywhere know. The Signs over many years have been fulfilled, and so few are left.

"This is the First Sign: We are told of the coming of the white-skinned men, like Pahana, but not living like Pahana -- men who took the land that was not theirs. And men who struck their enemies with thunder. [First sign of guns.]

"This is the Second Sign: Our lands will see the coming of spinning wheels filled with voices. In his youth, my father saw this prophecy come true with his eyes -- the white men bringing their families in wagons across the prairies.

"This is the Third Sign: A strange beast like a buffalo but with great long horns will overrun the land in large numbers. These White Feather saw with his eyes --the coming of the white men's cattle.

"This is the Fourth Sign: The land will be crossed by snakes of iron. [Railroad tracks]

"'This is the Fifth Sign: The land shall be crisscrossed by a giant spider's web. [Electric power and telephone lines]

"This is the Sixth Sign: The land shall be crisscrossed with rivers of stone that make pictures in the sun. [Highways and their mirage-producing effects]

"This is the Seventh Sign: You will hear of the sea turning black, and many living things dying because of it. [Oil spills in the ocean]

"'This is the Eighth Sign: You will see many youth, who wear their hair long like my people, come and join the tribal nations, to learn their ways and wisdom. ["Hippie Movement" of the 1960s]

"'And this is the Ninth and Last Sign: You will hear of a dwelling-place in the heavens, above the earth, that shall fall with a great crash. It will appear as a blue star. Very soon after this, the ceremonies of my people will cease. [Perhaps the Ninth Sign was the U.S. Space Station Skylab, which fell to Earth in 1979. According to Australian eyewitnesses, it appeared to be burning blue.]

"'These are the Signs that great destruction is coming. The world shall rock to and fro. The white man will battle against other people in other lands -- with those who possessed the first light of wisdom [Land between the Rivers, Greeks, Jews?]. There will be many columns of smoke and fire such as White Feather has seen the white man make in the deserts not far from here. [Atomic Bomb] Only those which come will cause disease and a great dying. Many of my people, understanding the prophecies, shall be safe. Those who stay and live in the places of my people also shall be safe. Then there will be much to rebuild. And soon -- very soon afterward -- Pahana will return. He shall bring with him the dawn of the Fifth World. He shall plant the seeds of his wisdom in their hearts. Even now the seeds are being planted. These shall smooth the way to the Emergence into the Fifth World.

"'But White Feather shall not see it. I am old and dying. Perhaps you will see it. In time, in time....'

"The old Indian fell silent. They had arrived at his destination, and Reverend David Young stopped to let him out of the car. They never met again. Reverend Young died in 1976, so he did not live to see the further fulfillment of this remarkable prophecy.
Submitted by BlueSkyWaters

 
 

Friday, April 19, 2013

19 April 2013


19 April 2013
On this very day in 1775, 238 years ago, in the same Massachusetts as today's manhunt for the Boston Marathon bombers being covered by 24-hour television, 700 British soldiers marched into Lexington and Concord to "confiscate" the assault weapons of the local militia.
It did not end well for the British 238 years ago, and started the revolutionary war that gained independence from the Crown, and enabled the eventual birth of the United States of America.
If you never really understood the meaning of, and necessity for, the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution, the above action 238 years ago should provide a measure of understanding. The 2nd Amendment is not really about firearms, it's about having the means to arm a Militia in order to make the Militia a viable means to protect free citizens, be it protection from Bad Guys or from a tyrannical Government, to wit: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.There are well meaning people today who believe that the concept of an armed citizen militia, in today's modern world, is a charming but archaic notion. And besides, each state's National Guard is in reality a citizen militia so an armed general population is both unnecessary and dangerous. Not so fellow citizens. The National Guard has been made an integrated part of the federal standing army, and in no way represents a local armed citizen militia. A federal standing army was feared by the Founders because such standing armies were always the means for a tyrannical government to usurp the freedom of the people and an armed citizen militia was the means to preclude the necessity for a standing federal army, hence, the 2nd Amendment. If today you become a member of a public  armed militia, you will be arrested and taken into custody.
Today's relentless and unending push today to remove weapons from the free citizens of the general population of the United States of America, is not really about the safety of children or anyone else. The banning (confiscation) of assault, or  any other type of weapon, is about removing the means for viable resistance to an tyrannical Government and the forced reliance upon Government for your personal protection.

Rules For Radicals


Saul D. Alinsky is a name you should become familiar with. Alinsky was a radical who helped develop the concept of Community Organizing as a way to develop and maintain political power for radical purposes. For a good definition of what Community Organizing is, click the following, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_organizing

Regardless of your political persuasion, it is instructive to note that President Barack Obama also employed Community Organizing to enable his rise as a politician and gain power. By many accounts, Obama was, and is, a follower of Alinsky, but you should draw your own conclusions, especially after studying the following 13 rules for radicals. These rules are from Alinsky's 1971 published book, "Rules for Radicals."

 

Here are the 13 Rules Alinsky instructs would be radicals to follow to be successful as a radical. These rules will allow the radical to gain mastery over opponents regardless of what the political goal is. I draw your attention to rule number 5 and how it is being used today to prevent a civil discussion of political issues not in the radical's interest. 

 

The rules

 
 1. Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have.

 2.  Never go outside the expertise of your people.

 3. Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy.

 4. Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.

 5. Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

 6. A good tactic is one your people enjoy.

 7. A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.

 8. Keep the pressure on. Never let up.

 9. The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself.

 10. The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure upon the opposition.

 11. If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through and become a positive.

 12.The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.

 13. Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

15 April


15 April is the birthday of the Grandfather (Kim Il Sung, deceased) of the Current Dear Leader  (Kim Jong-un) of North Korea. Grandfather is the one who invaded South Korea and started the Korean War in the 50s. Grandfather is a Hero and role model for the current North Korean Dear Leader.  

The current Dear Leader of North Korea is threatening a nuclear attack on the US and it's allies, and 15 April would be a fitting  time to launch such an attack in order to honor Dear Leader Grandfather. Bearing in mind that initiating an attack would be an honorable way to finish the war that Grandfather started, and technically is still ongoing, and would appeal to the dark age people of North Korea.  

Korea still has an enduring hate for Japan due to the WWII invasion and atrocities perpetrated upon the Korean people. With their limited nuclear capability, a very tempting target for the 15th would be Japan and the US military bases still there. The explosion of a small enhanced device high above Japan would initiate an EMP that would blanket most of modern day Japan with a destructive surge. That EMP surge would destroy most things electrical and electronic in Japan and propel Japan back into a pre-industrial age.

Such an occurrence would probably wreck the world's economy is short order.

Let's hope this is just another doomsday speculation....... 

Monday, March 18, 2013

How To Elect A President

Courtesy of Fixit (Tea Party Patriots)


Proverb:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Updated Revision:
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited
free minutes, free internet, cash for his clunker, food stamps,
section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid,
ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democrat
the rest of his life…even after he's
dead.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Obamacare Regulations

Photo via Republician Leadership and is labeled "Red Tape Tower". This is the regulations written so far. This is what the people voted for and trades making their personal health care decisions to a Government Bureaucracy. God help us all.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Who Speaks For The American Worker?


Who Speaks For Working Men and Women?

 

            .So-called Illegal Immigration is having a direct impact on American skilled and unskilled labor that is rarely discussed. All we ever hear about is the wonderful people who have violated our laws by simply coming to American with the intention of taking American jobs and cranking out "anchor babies" in order to further circumvent Immigration law and stay here.

            With full intent, these criminals hurry to have babies so that they may pervert our Constitution by claiming that they cannot be removed because their children are American citizens due to the fact their children were born on American soil. And what civilized person wants to separate a Mother from her baby? This practice is beyond disgraceful, and yet, foolish people condone such horrible activity.

            We all have heard over and over the complete nonsense that the criminals who cross our borders in violation of our laws are only here because they will do the jobs that Americans won't do.

            Here is the truth that remains unspoken during the so-called "Illegal Immigration" debate. I will use roofing as an example, but there are many other work areas that have typically used American skilled and unskilled labor that have supported American families in the past. Many of these other work area could be used as examples as well.

            Here is how it really works. Roofing contractors using American citizen labor have been roofing American homes for ages by paying American workers a wage that can support an American living in America. Undocumented workers approach the roofing contractor and offer to work on the roofs for a fraction of the wage paid to the American worker. Most legitimate contractors say no, but as usual, there are some contractors who jumped at the opportunity to make a huge profit by undercutting other contractors paying American wagers to American workers. Needless to say, soon the contactors employing undocumented workers were getting all of the roofing business, so reluctantly, the honest contractors had to hire illegal undocumented workers as well in order to remain in business.

            What this really means is that American skilled and unskilled roofers, that once upon a time, were able to make a living doing roofing no longer have a job. That is, they don't have a job unless they are wiling to work for undocumented wages that will not support an American family.

            Who speaks for the skilled and unskilled American works displaced by illegal workers? Who indeed. 

           

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Words

Sticks and stones can break my bones,
But words can really hurt me.

Words are so being used today to mislead, misinform, and in general, words are being used in a deliberate manner to shape opinion. Here are a few:

Illegal Immigration. Immigration is the process where a potential immigrant complies with the law and becomes a citizen. You cannot be an immigrant if you simply entered the country with the intent of staying and becomming a resident, you are instead, a criminal, not an Immigrant, illegal or otherwise.

Liberals are called liberals because they are liberal with other people's freedoms, money and property. Liberals are not liberal with their own freedoms, money and property.


Conservatives are called conservatives because they try to keep what they have earned.
Conserative are not knuckle-dragging mean people who are not concerned with other peoples welfare.
 
Education reform. Usually menaing more money is shoveled into the educational system (teachers, administrators, buildings, ect.) when history has shown that more money does not equal more education, usually the reverse. Reform can only come when there is a culture for learning in the children to be educated.
 
The USA is a Democracy. The USA is a democratic Republic, and was never intented to embrace "one man, one vote" of a pure democracy.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

We Patriots Shall Fight

Our country is in peril by the choking indifference of it's once proud, independent and freedom loving citizens. Our cherished institutions lay in waste, our Constitution has been shredded by idiot savants, productive workers iddled by the narcotic of entittlement, dark age savages attack us with impuntity. Patriots must feel as if we have been backed-up to our Dunkirk with no where to go.

Let us rally once again to the words  Winston Churchill:



"Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous states have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail……….We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall never surrender."

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The Gun Problem


The Gun Problem

 

On 14 December 2012, in the town of Newtown Conn., a monster walked into the Sandy Hook Elementary School with a modern weapon. The monster, with game-like precision, killed 20 innocent children and 4 ill-fated adults. The country was not only stunned, people were sickened and outraged. The President, also expressing outrage, quickly gathered his advisers, and with swift action, assessed the blame of the senseless massacre on the easy availability of modern guns. The President said Guns are the problem and more laws restricting guns will address the problem of innocent children being gunned down in the future.

            The new laws will make getting modern weapons, with high fire rate and capacity capability, much more difficult by citizens, thereby assigning a much needed measure of protection to our children from monsters with guns. Most people agree. Unfortunately, the law will also affect the 99.9% of the citizens who keep and bear arms as a Constitutional right and would never consider using their guns to gun down children. However, all responsible and reasonable citizens will recognize the need to limit some Constitutional freedoms in order to protect our children.

            Twenty innocent children being murdered is so painful that clearly more needs to be done to protect our children. Who could not agree? It may come as a surprise to some, but according to Government records (https://www.childwelfare.gov/pubs/factsheets/fatality.pdf) over 1,560 children died from abuse or neglect in the year 2010. Experts in the field of Child Abuse say that the 1,560 murdered children is only the number reported. It is estimated that another 50% of murdered children is never reported. What makes this statistic so sickening is that the children who died from abuse and neglect, were killed by people in charge of their care, and the killing was much more horrible and terrifying than the antiseptic killings in Sandy Hook. Beating, shaking, drowning, stabbing, etc. is just some of the ways monsters kill our innocent children, each and every day.

            The President should address this horrific problem in the same manner he is addressing the Gun Problem. The problem with abused children being killed is that irresponsible people are in charge of the care of our children. The problem is irresponsible care givers, so the solution will be to enact laws that will establish a board of knowledgeable people that will require people, who wish to have children, to obtain a Government license to have children. The board will identify irresponsible people who will be most likely to abuse and kill their children and these people will not be given a license to have children or permitted to have children. All responsible and reasonable citizens will agree that a limited loss of Constitutional freedom will be necessary to protect our children from the abuse monsters. 

Friday, January 4, 2013

Removing God and Christianity From Society


Perhaps you are amazed and confused by the accelerating assault on God and Christianity in the good old USA, I know I am. Just yesterday, The Daughters Of The American Revolution (DAR) issued directives that forbid any mention of God or Jesus in any of their documents, songs, speeches or official dealings. Amazing! The American Revolution was all about freedom of religion and the founders put God and Jesus into every aspect of the new American Government, and now the DAR refutes the foundation of their, and our, heritage. On must wonder, what is really going on here.

            It has occurred to me, this get God and Jesus out of American society is not random or an uncoordinated set of actions that are occurring. There is obviously something else going on, and I think I have discovered what it is.

Our founders put in God into our Government because they come to believe in the teaching of Marcus Cicero, who in his 51BC Treatise On The Laws, provided the rational notion that God and Nature provides the basic for Human Rights and Justice. Further, the Founders studied the Second Treatise On Civil Government, by John Locke (1632-1704), which codified Cicero’s thoughts into a rational roadmap for establishment of an exceptional Government. You see, your Founders were truly educated men.

The US Constitution is the form and function of our exceptional government and makes legal the notion that our rights and justice comes from God and nature, and man or Government cannot take them away. Thus, establishing the basic principal of Cicero and Locke that Human rights and justice come from God and they are inalienable rights and justice that government or man cannot alter.

It has finally occurred to those wishing to totally control all human behavior, in order to instill their notion of civil justice and the ultimate utopia, God and the doctrine of Christianity must be removed before they can gain complete control. This is why there is now a coordinated effort to remove God and Jesus from American society. For further proof, it was also yesterday that a Professor made news in the New York Times, to wit; (paraphrasing) It is time to tear up the US Constitution that was written by a bunch of old White Men and write a new, progressive Constitution.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Taxes Are Power

This post relates, in part, to the so-called Fiscal Cliff and the contrived crisis to force the country to vote for more taxes, and more power. We deserve what we get.
I hope by now, all of American Citizens fully realize that Taxes are Power, i.e., more taxes equals more power, less taxes equals less power. If the body citizen fails to understand this axiom, then we all will see power continued to be consolidated within the Federal Government at the expense of individual freedom.

So what is the inscrutable way the Government can raise taxes and increase their power and still have the body citizen go along with it?

Why you spend, spend and keep on spending until the national debt threatens to destroy the country which the citizens will then demand taxes be raised to save the country, thats how.

Good Lord, we are so dumb that it staggers the imagination.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Social Lab Rats

From Mr. Mark Levin:

November 7, 2012

MARK LEVIN: We conservatives, we do not accept

bipartisanship in the pursuit of tyranny - period. We will

not negotiate the terms of our economic and political

servitude - period. We will not abandon our child to a dark

and bleak future. We will not accept a fate that is alien to

the legacy we inherited from every single future generation

in this country. We will not accept social engineering by

politicians and bureaucrats who treat us like lab rats,

rather than self-sufficient human beings. There are those

in this country who choose tyranny over liberty. They do

not speak for us, 57 million of us who voted against this

yesterday, and they do not get to dictate to us under our

Constitution.

We are the alternative. We will resist. We're not going to

surrender to this. We will not be passive. We will not be

compliant in our demise. We're not good losers. You better

believe we're sore losers! A good loser is a loser forever.

Now I hear we're called 'purists.' Conservatives are called

purists. The very people who keep nominating moderates,

now call us purists the way the left calls us purists. Yeah,

things like liberty, and property rights, individual

sovereignty, and the Constitution, and capitalism. We're

purists now. And we have to hear this crap from

conservatives, or pseudo-conservatives, Republicans.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Daylight Saving Time

 

After Daylight Saving Time was explained to the old Indian, the old Indian said:

Only the Government could believe you can cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it on the bottom of the blanket, and then have a longer blanket.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Before The Cock Crowed


Peter denied Christ three times before the Cock crowed, and Christ was crucified for man’s sin.

Obama denied his Ambassador three times before the Cock crowed, and the Ambassador was killed for 40 days of reelection politics.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Ronald L Clark announces publication of his latest book, Libertas And Thunderbolt, ISBN-13:9781455751214
A brief Synopsis follows:
Carl Sagan, Steven Hawking, and others, are well known for their theory of why we do not see abundant intelligent extraterrestrial life all around us. The reason being, that once intelligent life discovers technology, that technology is used in a self-destructive orgy that brings about the extinction of all intelligent life within reach. So, when one looks out into the Cosmos to search for intelligent life, all life that once was there, no longer exists, save mankind. This theory, of course, has profound implications for us stranded here on spaceship Earth, especially as we watch in horror as our technology grinds out bigger and more powerful weapons of mass destruction every day. This book is a flight of fancy that supposes our Creators (with profound apologies to those who do not believe we have Creators) have undertaken a mission to save Humankind from blowing themselves to kingdom come just like all of the other "Intelligent" life has already done well before mankind began to build parking lots, shopping malls, and H-Bombs. Our Creators have names, and their names are Yahweh and Asherah. So come take an interstellar ride with Yahweh and Asherah as they struggle to help Humankind become an exception to the doomsday theories of Sagan and Hawking.
This book can be purchased at any book store or on line at any book retailer. I have included links to Amazon and Barns and Noble:
Ron Clark

Monday, April 16, 2012

Vesting Redux

Please bear with me as I once again post the piece on the insidious use of VESTING as a means to make Government Programs permanent and unstoppable. I have come upon a quote from President Franklin D. Roosevelt during the implementation of Social Security Program that proves the charge that these programs were developed with vesting as a fundelmental and important part of their structure in order to make them unstoppable. President Roosevelt quote, to wit:
"Those taxes (Social Security payroll taxes) were never a problem of economics. They are politics all the way through. We put those payroll taxes (Social Security Taxes) there so as to give the contributors a legal, moral, and political right to collect their pensions and their unemployment benefits. With those taxes in there, no dammed politician can ever scrap my Social Security Program. Those taxes aren't a matter of economics, they're straight politics."
Quote source: http://www.ssa.gov/history/Gulick.html






Why We Can’t Win At The Ballot Box









You say you want to cut Big Government down to size and regain our freedoms by using the ballot box? Good luck with that. It can’t be done and here is the reason why. VESTING.





That’s right fellow citizens, VESTING. What is vesting? Vesting is when you invest your money, time or other good and valuable resources into a program and then expect a return on your investment. Let me give you a real life example of how our elected Government uses Vesting as an insidious device to perpetuate and expand power by creating basically social programs that cannot ever be stopped or curtailed because of vesting.





Let’s take Social Security as an example and here is how it works. You start a safety net program for old age and pass a law that says you must participate in the program by paying taxes to support the program. Viola, you are now part of the program and you can’t get out without losing all of the money you have paid in even if you could. After time passes you realize that you have paid a great deal of money into the system and you then demand that the program be continued in order that you receive your fair share of what you have invested into the system. In short, you have become VESTED regardless if you wanted to be or not, and the program can never, never ever, be terminated because the citizens have become VESTED in the program.





It only gets better. The Government keeps on expanding the program (Social Security) into other areas and forces you to pay more taxes because you can’t or won’t get out of the program due to VESTING. I bet most people don’t realize that Medicare, Medicaid, Obamacare, Aid to Dependant Children, etc. were all enacted under the Social Security Act. Insidious. Now multiply all of the others program that use vesting to perpetuate themselves and you have a situation where the citizens of this country will never allow anyone to stop these programs because of VESTING. For these programs to be fair, they should include an “Op In” clause so that if you want the Government to run your healthcare or retirement, then you must Op In into the program and only you and others who Op In to pay the taxes to support the program. I am now laughing out loud! You should live so long. I’m sorry Brothers and Sisters, you can’t fix our Big Government via the ballot box, it was designed to be unstoppable.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Green

I feel compelled to address the ongoing Orwellian speak being accepted by intelligent people everywhere. The subject is the acceptance of the "Green" label for things that minimize the release of CO2 (Carbon Dioxide).
For example: By shutting down coal burning power plants, we will reduce the amount of CO2 released and thereby encourage ways of producing energy that does not release CO2. These new ways of producing energy, sans CO2, is the "Green" way to produce energy.
Incredible; have we completely lost our collective intelligence?
Flora, all plant green things, require CO2 as their life's blood in order to be green. More CO2, more green things. More green things, more O2 for Humans and other animals as a byproduct.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Gas Price

I guess being cynical nowadays means you are way more right than wrong.
Take the gas price surge.
Here is a cynical look at why the current spiking gasoline prices could be occurring
What if the oil companies have had a belly full of Obama and his desire to force gasoline price up in order to promote a "green" agenda. So perhaps, the companies are conspiring to jack up the gas prices themselves in order that people will blame BHO for wrecking their economic lives.
You know, a proactive approach to ensure BHO looses the election because it looks like the Repubs are going to screw up this election big time.
I'm just saying

Friday, March 2, 2012

A Conflict Of Visions

Perhaps you have been as confused as I by what is going on in the Political Arena and society in general nowadays. I am confused because I refuse to believe that the root cause of our loss of freedoms and the decline of morality in our society is because the powerful people who are orchestrating the loss of freedom and morality decline are doing it because they are inherently evil. Perhaps I’m an eternal and naive optimist, but I feel for the most part the powerful behind-the-scenes movers and shakers, along with their compatriots in the Governing Class, are not really evil. I like to believe they are not evil because they simply believe that what they are doing is because they sincerely believe that their vision for the country is the best way for all people. They believe and do these things even if they use deceit and power to force people to adhere to their vision. A fine example of, The Ends Justify The Means.




The problem with this, of course, is that evil is never done in the name of evil it is always done in the name of glorious good for all, regardless if the Do-Gooders are evil or not These people may not be inherently evil, but they sure as hell enjoy the power that comes from enforcing their vision. All of which means, free people are no longer free, and are forced to give up their freedom and hard earned treasure by those in power, for the good of all, of course.




I have found some clarity to all of this by reading a book that goes a long way in understanding why these people are doing what they are doing. The book, A conflict Of Visions, by Thomas Sowell:




http://www.amazon.com/Conflict-Visions-Ideological-Political-Struggles/dp/0465002056/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1330702451&sr=1-1







posits that the reason for today’s political schism is because people have a conflict of vision on how society should operate. The difference in visions being:




Constrained and Unconstrained Visions.




Constrained vision meaning, man is born with certain inalienable God given rights along with a hard-wired notion of what is “right” and “wrong” developed from experience generated from countless generations of social living. All of these things then form the inherent nature of man. What this means is that Government must accommodate the fact that man is constrained by these things and must not seek to change the nature of man. The US Constitution is the incorporation of this vision.




Unconstrained Vision meaning, the nature of man is not fixed but is malleble and capable of being changed by superior knowledge and benevolent intent, for the betterment of all. Of course, only those with superior knowledge know what is best for all. Socialist Governance is the incorporation of this vision.




Reading this book will be well worth the while if you are interested in understanding what is going on.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Hubble Far Field Cosmos Video




Required viewing when one believes how important one is.

A discussion:

Very good video, indeed. I follow this stuff with total awe. I have always wanted someone to point the Hubble at a point in far field, record the scene, and then point the Hubble 180 degrees in far field, record the scene, and then determine if the scene is of the same objects in reverse (like a reverse scene in a mirror). My problem is that the objects observed in the Cosmos are always analyzed as if every thing is traveling in a straight line. This defies logic because nothing in nature is linear or straight line. So making measurements of distance as a straight line is flawed if the Cosmos is a contained sphere and Einstein proved that gravity refracts light and all other fields for that matter.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Mitt Romney, AKA Gordon Gekko



I think the Repubs are being suckered. They are being told that Romney is the only one that can beat BHO. The Dems can't wait to portray Romney as Gordon Gekko, because he is. He is not a Capitalist, he is a Money Changer that makes money off of money. Capitalism is when you invest your money in Productive Enterprise and that enterprise makes a product that people buy and all profit.


Romney makes his money by wrecking existing business, and making money off of the parts. Don't forget the issue of the OWS thing is the Fat Cat Money Changers and that issue is supported by a wide majority of Americans, and the Dems will leverage this fact to victory.


Romney is the last person who can beat BHO, IMO.


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Hey Daddy, Where Do Wars Come From?

I think that I am as guilty as the next fellow in being unable to see how important some things are because they are with us constantly and so they disappear by being familiar. For example, the intelligentsia in America, and indeed the world, keep promoting bigger and more powerful Government as the only way to prevent war and manage the constant strife amongst all people. They could not be more wrong. Government alone causes war, and the bigger and more powerful the Government, the bigger the war and the greater the strife. Free people do not engage in war, Government coerces free people into war. Free people may squabble and fight amongst themselves, but they do not engage in full scale war.
And this leads me say once again how increditible it is that the Founders understood this and created a very limited Government. However, as we all know, that Government has grown so large and instrusive, that it may be impossible to cut it back down to Constitutional size.
So, the answer to the question, Where does wars come from, is, they come from Governments.

Friday, November 18, 2011

I'm Just Saying

It is a sad commentary about our beloved Nation that the reality may well be that President Bill Clinton, more of a comic book character than a statesman, is probably the best President the country has been able to muster up in quite a while.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Free Markets

Free Markets





By now most citizens have become aware of the so-called “Occupy Wall Street” movement. The movement appears to be more of a protest movement, like the Vietnam War protest movement, than a political movement. Suspicion exists that skilled and unseen power-Meisters and seasoned organizers are using the dupes, naïve, and frustrated members of society, to promote a hidden agenda by orchestrating the latest movement. The suspicion is encouraged by the “spontaneous” global organization of the protests that is taking place. Time will eventually expose the real agenda, and uncover the hidden organizers as well, if they are indeed behind the Occupy Wall Street and global movements.



The Tea Party is another so called movement and most citizens are aware that this movement is basically a political movement that protests big government, taxes and intrusion into free peoples lives. The Tea Party has survived extensive investigation that has tried to uncover if the movement is being orchestrated by hidden power-Meisters and seasoned organizers. To date, no such orchestration has been uncovered. In other words, the Tea Party is a grass-roots movement of frustrated members of society that seeks to change the political structure of the country.



Other than these two basic differences between the movements, could there be a nexus supporting both movements? Of course there is.



The nexus is the universal frustration of all citizens, and of every political stripe, that its citizens are no longer controlling society, but rather, society it is being increasingly controlled by:



Pick One.



a. An out-of-control professional political class that craves power like an addict craves narcotics.



b. Greedy Moneychangers who are sucking up all of the wealth of the country for their personal use.



c. Intellectual Elites that seeks to force all people of the world to join their vision of an “Age of Aquarius” utopia.



d. Knuckle-dragging religious nut jobs that want to take the world back to the dark ages.



e. Variations of all of the above.



Guess what? A democracy enabled by a free marketplace will resolve most of the current citizen frustration with society. Oh my, that’s what out Constitution mandates. Problem is, a regulated and directed free marketplace is an oxymoron, and is what we have today. Oh by the way, the regulated and controlled free marketplace we have today is unconstitutional, but who cares? One has to laugh when the Occupy Wall Street brainiacs sing out that the free market is running amok and is the cause of all of our problems. Little do they realize that the free marketplace is “us” and is the ultimate control they supposedly seek for their lives. Lord help us all.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

War and Non-war

This is a piece I did in response to a question concerning assassinating terrorists.


The real problem, as I see it, all started when the Professional Politicians in the "take no resposibility for anything" Congress refused to adhere to it's Constitutional requirements and formally declare war when we are fighting a war. I think it all started with the "police action" Korean war continuing today with the "war on terror". None of this legal nonsense would be under discusssion if Congress will declare war when we send our sons and daughters off to fight in war, regardless what you call it. The Orwell quote," Only an intellectual would believe this nonsense" applies here.


This also means the "War Powers" act is illegal and is an attempt to put lipstick on a pig by not requireing Congress to be responsible for declaring war. All in all, a sorry situation, made worst by Americans citizens getting into inane auguments about trying "combatants" in civil courts when we are fighting an undeclared war. This also means if the President sends the armed services into battle without congress delaring war, He should be removed from office at once by the Congress. Good luck with that.


When we are fighting a legally declared war, combatants are subject to the rules of war, not the Constitution

Sunday, September 25, 2011

THEIR MAN MITCH

Let me see if I got this all straight, Repub Movers & Shakers come to Indiana and talk at length with Our Man Mitch, after which, My Man Mitch sez, my wife doesn't want the stress and strain of saving our country from certain destruction, so I'm will not be a candidate for President of the good old US of A. Instead, Governator Mitch sez, he was elected by the good folks of Indiana to save Indiana from complete ruin and he just wants to finish the job, so no time for National politics.


Still with me here?


While none of us was a fly on the wall when the Repub Movers & Shakers had their sit-down with Their Man Mitch, one can only assume they were not discussing what would be the latest deep-fried concoction at the Indiana State Fair. Perhaps, I'm just saying, they were (wait for it).............. developing a strategy to have Reluctant Man Mitch drafted as a savior of the Republic when all of the current Repub Yahoo candidates had beat the crap out of each other to an extent that none of them could be elected dog catcher, let alone President.


Problem is that none-candidate, Reluctant Man Mitch, would have to have to state his National Political positions without the messy primary food fight thing. What to do, what to do. Wait, I know, he, National Man Mitch, can write a book to be released at just the right time and go on national TV telling everyone and everybody about how to save the Republic from ruin by trusting, of all things, the Americn People. And the book (Keeping the Republic, Saving America by Trusting Americans) can't be about his being born in Pennsylvania and his developing childhood days in Tennessee and Georigia before coming to Indiana when he was 11 years old which allowed him to develope that good old Indiana work ethic and stern regard for the truth. Oh no, it would be about, golly, National Political Positions.


I am so giddy with anticipation that I can hardly wait to see how the Repub Movers & Shakers will wamp-up the Draft "America's Man Mitch" campaign to save the Republic at just the right time to get Reluctant Man Mitch the Repub nomination for President. I sure hope Mrs. Mitch doesn't catch on to what's going on, because if she does, she is really going to be some kind of Indiana mad.


But then again, I could be wrong about all of this. But I bet my cut of the Stimulas Package that I'm more right than wrong.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Happy Days

There have been some who have not caught the full significance of the Song "Happy Days Are Here Again" at the end of the piece about the Blob.

Back when the depression was going and America was suffering badly, Franklin D. Roosevelt mounted a Presidential campaign that featured the song, Happy Days Are Here Again" with vague promises of a transformation of American into a place where the Government would take care of the people. He was elected with "Happy Days Are Here Again" ringing in everyone hearts and ears. This was the start of real socialism in America and if you are so inclined to research the era, you will discover everything that FDR did during his years as President, made the depression and suffering much worse. The depression was a once-in-a lifetime opportunity (never let a crisis go to waste) to gain power for the Federal Government to implement policy that would never be accepted during normal times. His nanny Government also was responsible for extending the depression in America while the rest of the world recovered quite rapidly.

In other words, it was WWII that ended the American depression, not the entitlement, utopian policies of FDR. There is even strong evidence that FDR made decisions that forced the US into war in order to recover from the depression with his socialism policies firmly in place.

I know, not pretty, but mostly true.

The "Happy Days Are Here Again" theme during the FDR era is the same utopian Flim Flam that people ate up then and is the same as is the "Hope and Change" utopian nonsense that gullible people are gobbling up today and believe the Government can create jobs and take care of them. The point being, that the same disastrous results are occurring as in FDR's day and one must wonder if all of these unnecessary wars nowadays are an attempt to recover as FDR used WWII to recover. (Sorry, the wars nowadays are not big enough to effect the desired change.)

There really is no free lunch, someone must pay and we are now paying with our treasure,freedoms and jobs.

Clark

Saturday, August 20, 2011

The BLOB That Ate The Economy

The Blob That Ate The Economy



The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has morphed into a job-killing machine.


The Justice Department is a Constitutional Smashing, Freedom Bending, job-killing machine.


The Professional Politician Congress is a Happy-Go-Lucky job-killing machine.


Federal Laws are the gears and wheels for the Federal job-killing machine.


The Digital/Computer/Robotic age is upon us and is a job-killing machine.


The Federal Reserve is Yankee Dollar, reserve currency, fiat printing job-killing machine.


The Federal Government is the ubiquitous BLOB that eats the economy for lunch.



Ya say you need a job Bunkie?


Feeling a little down lately?


Can't pay your mortgage or afford gasoline for the heap?


Can't believe a loaf of bread costs $3.00 and your Union is negotiating for lower wages?


Is that what's has your stomach churnin' and turnin' like Elvis Presley's hips?



So who needs a job anyway? Obammy will take care of you and yours.


Come on now Bunkie, off the meat and on the feet.


Sing along and all of your troubles will fade away like last week's paycheck.



http://wn.com/Happy_Days_Are_Here_Again-Leo






Tuesday, July 5, 2011

SCOPING OUT THE DEBT PROBLEM

The Wall Street Journal reports today that there is more to the debt problem than out-of-control Federal Government spending.
During the 1990s, Household debt was 84% of annual income.
In 2007, height of the boom, the Household debt was 127% of annual income.
Today, the Household debt is 112% of annual income mainly because of bank writeoff of bad debt.
It would require households to pay off $3.3 Trillion to get back to the 1990s 84% level.
First off, where and what kind of money was used to enable household debt?
How will households ever payoff oustanding debt when real wages keep declining and most need to borrow just to keep heads above water?
How does the household debt relate to the federal debt limit debate?
There are so many questions, so little time.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Casual Obseravtions

Casual Observations



· The mystery of life is the only mystery science can never solve.


· Political speech means exactly opposite what the words say.


· Watching the morning light add color to your life while peacefully in bed beside your loving wife/husband is as good as it can possibly get.


· Religion can serve both despots and the righteous alike.


· Pretty girls rarely evolve into gracious women.


· Macho boys rarely evolve into substantial men.


· Money is inversely proportional to happiness.


· Money is the least important aspect of the education process.


· Money is only an enabler of commerce.


· Money is a poor indicator of character.


· Culture can explain everything Human.


· The beautiful notes of a Red Cardinal and the sordid words of a Rapper both evoke strong emotions.


· Lush grass requires much effort while weeds are no sweat.


· Many pay for what they want and beg for what they need.


· Morality represents the way that people would like the world to work while economics represents how it actually works. Steven D. Levitt


· Civility is not a sign of weakness.


· Vulgarity is not a sign of powerfulness.


· Cleanliness is sexy.


· The size of an automobile is inversely proportional to the size of the owner.


· Age related loss of hearing is a blessing.


· Clothes make the man but makeup hides a woman.


· Chance favors the prepared.


· Dress, art and music are the truest reflection of culture.


· A determined woman is harder to deal with than a resolute man.


· People really don't believe we are made of the same stuff that the universe is made of.


· Drinking beer makes you fart but drinking wine make you look smart.


· Economic conditions may wax and wane but business at the Hemorrhoid Center is always booming.


· Dogs love to smell other dog's butts while humans love to kiss other people's butts.


· I-Pads and Droids are more advanced than Star Trek communicators.


· People who smoke cigarettes often limit their fat and sugar intake for health reasons.


· Beautiful and enlightened people are recognizable by the water bottles they always carry.


· Liberals are called liberals because they are liberal with other people's freedoms, money and property.


· Conservatives are called conservatives because they try to keep what they have earned.


· Relationship augments can be identified because they always begin with "I" and end with "We".


· The credibility of an offering is inversely proportional to the number of itty-bitty


little words used.


· The offering plate is always passed before the sermon.


· With rare exception, the cover is the book.


· If I have a 50/50 chance of making the right choice, 90% of the time I will make the wrong choice.


· Regardless of the course I sail, the wind is always in my face.


· The faster I run the further away I get.


· Available time is proportional to age.


· Activity is often confused with work.


· Complexity is a device used to confuse.


· The idle often engage in argument.


· Golf tests one's ability to count strokes.


· I'm through observing now.