Casual Obseravtions

Casual Observations

· The mystery of life is the only mystery science can never solve.

· Political speech means exactly opposite what the words say.

· Watching the morning light add color to your life while peacefully in bed beside your loving wife/husband is as good as it can possibly get.

· Religion can serve both despots and the righteous alike.

· Pretty girls rarely evolve into gracious women.

· Macho boys rarely evolve into substantial men.

· Money is inversely proportional to happiness.

· Money is the least important aspect of the education process.

· Money is only an enabler of commerce.

· Money is a poor indicator of character.

· Culture can explain everything Human.

· The beautiful notes of a Red Cardinal and the sordid words of a Rapper both evoke strong emotions.

· Lush grass requires much effort while weeds are no sweat.

· Many pay for what they want and beg for what they need.

· Morality represents the way that people would like the world to work while economics represents how it actually works. Steven D. Levitt

· Civility is not a sign of weakness.

· Vulgarity is not a sign of powerfulness.

· Cleanliness is sexy.

· The size of an automobile is inversely proportional to the size of the owner.

· Age related loss of hearing is a blessing.

· Clothes make the man but makeup hides a woman.

· Chance favors the prepared.

· Dress, art and music are the truest reflection of culture.

· A determined woman is harder to deal with than a resolute man.

· People really don't believe we are made of the same stuff that the universe is made of.

· Drinking beer makes you fart but drinking wine make you look smart.

· Economic conditions may wax and wane but business at the Hemorrhoid Center is always booming.

· Dogs love to smell other dog's butts while humans love to kiss other people's butts.

· I-Pads and Droids are more advanced than Star Trek communicators.

· People who smoke cigarettes often limit their fat and sugar intake for health reasons.

· Beautiful and enlightened people are recognizable by the water bottles they always carry.

· Liberals are called liberals because they are liberal with other people's freedoms, money and property.

· Conservatives are called conservatives because they try to keep what they have earned.

· Relationship augments can be identified because they always begin with "I" and end with "We".

· The credibility of an offering is inversely proportional to the number of itty-bitty

little words used.

· The offering plate is always passed before the sermon.

· With rare exception, the cover is the book.

· If I have a 50/50 chance of making the right choice, 90% of the time I will make the wrong choice.

· Regardless of the course I sail, the wind is always in my face.

· The faster I run the further away I get.

· Available time is proportional to age.

· Activity is often confused with work.

· Complexity is a device used to confuse.

· The idle often engage in argument.

· Golf tests one's ability to count strokes.

· I'm through observing now.