Monday, March 18, 2013

How To Elect A President

Courtesy of Fixit (Tea Party Patriots)


Proverb:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Updated Revision:
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited
free minutes, free internet, cash for his clunker, food stamps,
section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid,
ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democrat
the rest of his life…even after he's
dead.

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