Casual Observations
· The mystery of life is the only mystery science can never solve.
· Political speech means exactly opposite what the words say.
· Watching the morning light add color to your life while peacefully in bed beside your loving wife/husband is as good as it can possibly get.
· Religion can serve both despots and the righteous alike.
· Pretty girls rarely evolve into gracious women.
· Macho boys rarely evolve into substantial men.
· Money is inversely proportional to happiness.
· Money is the least important aspect of the education process.
· Money is only an enabler of commerce.
· Money is a poor indicator of character.
· Culture can explain everything Human.
· The beautiful notes of a Red Cardinal and the sordid words of a Rapper both evoke strong emotions.
· Lush grass requires much effort while weeds are no sweat.
· Many pay for what they want and beg for what they need.
· Morality represents the way that people would like the world to work while economics represents how it actually works. Steven D. Levitt
· Civility is not a sign of weakness.
· Vulgarity is not a sign of powerfulness.
· Cleanliness is sexy.
· The size of an automobile is inversely proportional to the size of the owner.
· Age related loss of hearing is a blessing.
· Clothes make the man but makeup hides a woman.
· Chance favors the prepared.
· Dress, art and music are the truest reflection of culture.
· A determined woman is harder to deal with than a resolute man.
· People really don't believe we are made of the same stuff that the universe is made of.
· Drinking beer makes you fart but drinking wine make you look smart.
· Economic conditions may wax and wane but business at the Hemorrhoid Center is always booming.
· Dogs love to smell other dog's butts while humans love to kiss other people's butts.
· I-Pads and Droids are more advanced than Star Trek communicators.
· People who smoke cigarettes often limit their fat and sugar intake for health reasons.
· Beautiful and enlightened people are recognizable by the water bottles they always carry.
· Liberals are called liberals because they are liberal with other people's freedoms, money and property.
· Conservatives are called conservatives because they try to keep what they have earned.
· Relationship augments can be identified because they always begin with "I" and end with "We".
· The credibility of an offering is inversely proportional to the number of itty-bitty
little words used.
· The offering plate is always passed before the sermon.
· With rare exception, the cover is the book.
· If I have a 50/50 chance of making the right choice, 90% of the time I will make the wrong choice.
· Regardless of the course I sail, the wind is always in my face.
· The faster I run the further away I get.
· Available time is proportional to age.
· Activity is often confused with work.
· Complexity is a device used to confuse.
· The idle often engage in argument.
· Golf tests one's ability to count strokes.
· I'm through observing now.
