Down Home Haute Couture

 I am a slave to clothing fashion. I follow the dictates of that fashion Maven, Monsieur LIFO, (Last In First Out,) or I grab what's on top of the pile.

SOCIALIST MODUS OPERANDI

 Today the Socialists, and their many variant Statist Governments and movements, brings to mind the Van Morrison song (The Mystery) lyric, to wit:

"Trust what I say,

And do what you're told,

And surely all your dirt,

Will turn into gold."